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KT #725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)

2025-07-01

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 725 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.29 bits/set·4.17 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.03 tag density·35 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·1.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

>> I love Nashville.

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> There is one problem though.

Last time I was in Nashville, I was at a house party talking to...

...bitches.

And I was talking to this girl, things were going great, nothing creepy, a little smooch.

You know, I didn't touch the pussy but I felt the heat, you know what I'm saying?

And then some dude at the party behind me pulls out a guitar

All these all guys know this feeling you're talking to a girl at a party and then you hear that ring

You're like fuck there goes my pussy

Fuck your guitar play that shit at home

I know what you're trying to do.

I don't trust any guy who's good at something.

I know what you're doing, you fucking creep.

And I get it.

Listen, I get bitches love the guitar.

It's a romantic instrument.

If I had a guitar, I would pull it out right now.

[Bit 2]

You know, I'm Estonian.

We didn't grow up on the guitar.

Eastern Europeans.

grew up on the accordion. You ever hear an accordion? It literally sounds like

communism. If you put your ear close enough to an accordion you can

literally hear it go, there is never enough bread.

You don't get wet to an accordion,

you fucking kill yourself to one.

Thank you so much.

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setup>> I love Nashville.

setup>> There is one problem though.

setupLast time I was in Nashville, I was at a house party talking to...

setup...bitches.

setupAnd I was talking to this girl, things were going great, nothing creepy, a little smooch.

setupYou know, I didn't touch the pussy but I felt the heat, you know what I'm saying?

setupAnd then some dude at the party behind me pulls out a guitar

setupAll these all guys know this feeling you're talking to a girl at a party and then you hear that ring

punchlineYou're like fuck there goes my pussy

tagFuck your guitar play that shit at home

tagI know what you're trying to do.

tagI don't trust any guy who's good at something.

tagI know what you're doing, you fucking creep.