Jack Shaw

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Watch Jack Shaw's Kill Tony episode 725 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Nashville!

[Bit 1]

I got a girlfriend!

I love her so much, guys, I do.

But I'm Jewish and she's Christian.

And this bitch is going to hell, man.

Oh man, I love her so much, dude.

[Bit 2]

I do, but I have to protect her now.

I have someone to protect.

So I went to the gun range for the first time,

motherfuckers.

Oh my God.

Now I want a fucking gun, guys.

It was so much fun.

I get why kids bring them to school, dude.

Understand, I grew up in Los Angeles, California.

I grew up liberal, anti-gun.

Why would anyone want a gun?

No guns.

And then I picked up a gun.

And I was like, Nancy Pelosi is a bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI got a girlfriend!

setupI love her so much, guys, I do.

setupBut I'm Jewish and she's Christian.

punchlineAnd this bitch is going to hell, man.