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2023-03-07

Uncle Lazer

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Watch Uncle Lazer's Kill Tony episode 599 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.70 bits/set·4.15 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.76 tag density·20 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Listen here, I'm all about everybody

being confident in their self,

but you need to be fucking honest with yourself too.

I've been hooking up with some plus size women as of late

and I keep hearing this goddamn term slim thick.

Rihanna at the Super Bowl was slim thick.

No, she was fucking pregnant.

Okay, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 2]

I hooked up with this girl the other night.

She was out of breath after we were taking a shower together.

She kept saying she was slim thick.

I said, "Darling, you need to slim fast.

"You're built like a hefty trash bag.

"What some would call an ice cream truck."

All right, listen here.

[Bit 3]

I get it.

Round is a shape.

Okay?

But you won't be around much longer in that fucking shape.

Darling.

[Bit 4]

But I do like those big girls

'cause they got them tight pussies.

I keep a little flower in my back pocket

to find a wet spot every now and again.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Listen here, I'm all about everybody

setupbeing confident in their self,

setupbut you need to be fucking honest with yourself too.

setupI've been hooking up with some plus size women as of late

setupand I keep hearing this goddamn term slim thick.

setupRihanna at the Super Bowl was slim thick.

punchlineNo, she was fucking pregnant.