Rob Smallwood

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Watch Rob Smallwood's Kill Tony episode 204 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.63 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

I'm working on being a good person. I desperately want to be a good person.

I'm trying to be a good person so much that I'm starting to take on things that I'll actually believe in.

I support things like a dad with a gay son.

He says he loves him, but it's definitely not the same.

[Bit 2]

I'm pro-choice. I'm pro-choice with the right choice though.

I'm not against kids, I'm just strongly against them being mine.

[Bit 3]

One of the worst things I've ever had to go through is unplanned pregnancy.

Don't get me wrong, I completely planned on coming.

Just didn't want to be reminded about it. Anyway.

[Bit 4]

A girl, she, this woman, this girl, this bitch, she decided to keep the kid.

She thought I'd keep the kid. Unfortunately three months later she had a miscarriage.

And if anybody in here wants to know what it's like to win the lotto,

I just want to be a good person, man. I'm Rob Smallwood.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI'm working on being a good person. I desperately want to be a good person.

setupI'm trying to be a good person so much that I'm starting to take on things that I'll actually believe in.

setupI support things like a dad with a gay son.

punchlineHe says he loves him, but it's definitely not the same.