Rob Smallwood on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.33 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.86 tag density
About Rob Smallwood's sets
Rob Smallwood has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #204 (20 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #244 (11 Jan 2018).
Rob Smallwood came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Rob Smallwood has performed for guest panels including Jeremiah Watkins, Erik Griffin, Steve Rannazzisi and Steve Simeone.
Rob Smallwood averages 0.48 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Rob Smallwood's punch density went from 0.63 in the first set to 0.27 in the latest.
On average Rob Smallwood follows each punchline with 0.86 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Rob Smallwood's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #24411 Jan 2018
I've literally touched myself so much in the last month I've said this out loud. This needs to stop. This needs to...
Every man in here knows free time plus man equals destroyed bed bath and beyond towels
every time.
Has anybody ever watched so much porn that the suggestion clip at the end of the clip
you just watched is just a normal YouTube fucking video?
KT #20922 Aug 2017
"Yo, bro, real quick, would you suck a dick for a million dollars?" I instantly got pissed off because that's an adult
question.
That kid doesn't know.
He doesn't know what rent's like.
Give you guys an example, on the way over here, I saw a homeless guy with a Yale sweater on.
Student loans are a bitch.
Tell me he wouldn't suck that magic dick though.
KT #20420 Aug 2017
I'm pro-choice. I'm pro-choice with the right choice though.
I'm not against kids, I'm just strongly against them being mine.
One of the worst things I've ever had to go through is unplanned pregnancy.
Don't get me wrong, I completely planned on coming.
Just didn't want to be reminded about it. Anyway.