Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 578 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.46 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.46 punch density·0.20 tag density

- What's up?

It's good to be here in Texas.

[Bit 1]

It's kind of scary taking the public transportation here

'cause if you're not paying attention,

you might end up in a plane to Martha's Vineyard.

[Bit 2]

Martha's Vineyard, not a real vineyard.

I don't know why we sent all the Mexicans over there.

The only fruit to pick there are the queers.

[Bit 3]

- I'm dating someone, I'm dating a white woman,

which is weird, 'cause I'm an Asian man.

It's the reverse Yoko Ono.

I'm trying to get her to start a band.

Thank you.

[Bit 4]

We recently had period sex, which is funny,

'cause she's a white girl.

You know, she looked like a Japanese flag

with nipples on it.

on it.

Thank you.

Bit 4 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWe recently had period sex, which is funny,

setup'cause she's a white girl.

setupYou know, she looked like a Japanese flag

punchlinewith nipples on it.