Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 217 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Too much laughter at my appearance, sir.

[Bit 1]

I just got this haircut and it has changed my life.

I just recently bought a 2003 Subaru Outback.

So I'm just leaning into the look.

All I need is a pair of cargo shorts

and I am, you know, full-less.

[Bit 2]

I used to be, you know, pretty hot.

My dad still thinks I'm like the young girl

with like long hair.

He introduces me and my sisters to his friends like a pimp.

He lines us up and is like, this is Brittany.

She's the oldest.

This is Courtney.

She's the middle and she has fake blonde hair.

This is Ally.

She's a comedian, don't worry about her.

[Bit 3]

My mom does the same thing.

My mom hoars us out.

She'll show all of her friends' pictures of my sisters and I

to all of her friends who are just the employees of Verizon.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just got this haircut and it has changed my life.

setupI just recently bought a 2003 Subaru Outback.

setupSo I'm just leaning into the look.

setupAll I need is a pair of cargo shorts

punchlineand I am, you know, full-less.