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2025-05-06

Todd Royce

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Watch Todd Royce's Kill Tony episode 717 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·2.00 tag density

What is up, Austin?

I don't know.

[Bit 1]

I have a weird relationship with my mom.

Does anybody else have a weird relationship with my mom?

[Bit 2]

My mom never understood boundaries when it came to me.

Like, she never understood that there were things

I don't want to hear my mom say.

Like, I remember one time she came home and she said,

"Hey, Todd, I got a joke."

I go, "What's that?"

And she goes, "Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?"

I said, "Why?"

And she said, "Because it's 69.

She gets a little fog in her throat."

I was like, "Mom, that's disgusting."

Also, I think it should be frog.

She goes, "What do you mean frog?"

I go, "At 69, she gets a little frog in her throat.

It's a frog like Kermit."

She goes, "No, no, no. It's fog like cum."

And I was like, "Mom."

So now I'm a 16-year-old virgin

arguing about the sexual habits of two Muppets with my mom.

That's probably why I'm still in therapy.

That's probably also why I get an erection

every time the Muppets come on.

Or I talk to my mom.

That's a joke. I'm kidding.

I've never gotten hard watching the Muppets grow up.

Thank you, guys.

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setupI have a weird relationship with my mom.

punchlineDoes anybody else have a weird relationship with my mom?