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KT #747 - HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT

2025-12-09

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 747 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.94 punch density, 1.14 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I love thinking always how American movies play in other markets.

Like if you're in Japan and you went to see Oppenheimer

Hammer

No Japanese people in that movie just a sexy scientist smoking cigarettes just

Should I

Spanking chicks at University

Back to banging.

Or like, if you're in Korea,

and you went to see Marley and me...

The whole time you watch that movie, you're like,

"How long is this meal gonna take?"

Sometimes they rename American movies to fit

American movies to fit for the local market, like Taken with Liam Neeson in Albania.

It was called "Normal Business Guy."

Does honest business until American asshole intervenes.

There's a list in Germany.

It was called "Schweisse", so close.

But my favorite movies are Denzel Washington movies.

[Bit 2]

He makes killing look so easy.

He's just a lazy fat old guy.

You're at home eating chips, you're like, "Yeah, I got it like that."

Every Denzel movie is him at a diner trying to finish a meal, but then a hooker gets in

trouble.

Every Denzel movie is just him at a diner.

Kills 26 people.

Takes down a whole syndicate.

It's a hot hooker though, you gotta save a hot hooker.

Okay, this is an act out of Denzel Washington

trying to finish a meal,

but then the hooker who gets in trouble is a fat cow.

Ain't nobody saving a fat cow!

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setupI love thinking always how American movies play in other markets.

setupLike if you're in Japan and you went to see Oppenheimer

punchlineHammer

tagNo Japanese people in that movie just a sexy scientist smoking cigarettes just

tagShould I

tagSpanking chicks at University

tagBack to banging.