Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 582 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density

What's up Skatepants? How you guys doing?

[Bit 1]

I just flew in from Boston. It's hard to respect Boston because they're too proud of the revolutionary war.

I'm not impressed by any war that I can defeat the army of with a trip to Home Depot.

Okay, I could defeat the Revolutionary Army war with fertilizer and five dollar Mexicans.

[Bit 2]

But uh, good to be here at Skankfest. You know this has been one of the best Skankfest I've been to.

Maybe next year we can get working elevators and

some higher ceilings would be nice.

[Bit 3]

That's something about me that you might not know

is I'm pretty good at sex.

I'm really good at dirty talking.

Sometimes when I'm fucking a bitch,

I'll be like, you know,

I see a lot of myself in you right now.

About three inches.

Thank you.

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setupI just flew in from Boston. It's hard to respect Boston because they're too proud of the revolutionary war.

punchlineI'm not impressed by any war that I can defeat the army of with a trip to Home Depot.

tagOkay, I could defeat the Revolutionary Army war with fertilizer and five dollar Mexicans.