Ladies and gentlemen, make some fucking noise for Aja here.
Wow, it's that thing, it's the microphone, I know it's been a while.
I haven't seen this many people since Uruguay.
Hey, how is everybody doing? This is very odd for me.
[Bit 1]
Thanks, I haven't been around stand-up or anything for about eight months.
A little bit nervous, I was traveling through Latin America,
I guess I'll tell you an observation.
I had in Latin America, I learned a lot.
The hardest thing about fucking a street dog
Because sure, anyone could fuck a street dog.
But how many people can get it to come back again tomorrow?
[Bit 2]
I went through a lot of South America, you guys.
A lot of those countries fucking hate us,
And it was difficult to break the news to them
that most of us don't know where they are on a map.
Legitimately, I was in Uruguay, and people were like,
"Tell the Americans we don't want them here."
I'm like, "No one knows...
that you guys are not part of Scandinavia, to be honest."
[Bit 3]
I went all over that land. I skipped out of respect for Tony Puerto Rico, but
Ever all say what? Thank you guys very good to be back everybody Ari fucking Shabir is back in America
Fucking amazing surprise this is holy shit. You are the last people I saw before I left. Yeah
This is fucking awesome. Welcome back. Thanks. I love that you didn't warn any of us
[Bit 4]
I love that you didn't tell us.
You're always full of fucking surprises.
Your dick is in your pants.
[Bit 5]
- No, actually I was watching without
before I tried to tuck it, but it wouldn't stay.
I was gonna come out with a tuck,
too, it just wouldn't stay, and I apologize.
- You do a podcast all about traveling
and going around the world.
And so, I mean, where did you go?
Can you name some of the places?
- Yeah, I mean, started in Mexico,
went south through El Salvador,
[Bit 6]
Were you like driving? Did you rent a car?
Like, you know, hanging out with poor people.
[Bit 7]
I'll tell you one thing I observed that's different now that I noticed that I'm back in Austin,
at least the homeless people in those countries have the decency to be ashamed about it.
I saw a dude out there asleep on his stomach.
What a leisurely way to be a problem for the world.
There's, I mean, I guess it's good for your back,
but there is no give on the concrete.
[Bit 8]
There is a part of Sixth Street
where if you're walking from this side of Sixth Street West,
there's a part where there's a ventilation system
installation system that kicks up hot air and multiple people lie down next to each other on this one spot
it's very very inch on top of a grate and
And there's people just flying by on bird scooters and shit like almost hitting a drunk. It's incredible to see
You gotta try to jump them on those birds. Yeah
- That's Austin the video game.
You get big points by jumping home
with people on a bird scooter.
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, multiple.
And fucking now you're back.
What made you come back now?
- No, what made me come back is I have a new
storytelling show that's coming out.
Maybe you were familiar with my old one.
- You can't legally say the name, but you can.
- Oh, right. This is not happening.
- Oh, yeah, I'm familiar with it, yeah.
Anyways, coming back, and guess who's on it?
Tony Hinchcliffe. - I'm on it.
[Bit 9]
- He's on an episode with Big J Ochresen.
Alisa Deak and Steph Tola have called
"Four Stories About Trying To Come."
- Mm-hmm. - And it's available right now.
- Where is it available at? - ymhstudios.com.
I mean, we like YouTube and Netflix.
We like YouTube and Netflix.
We're going to bleep that.
Well, this is so exciting.
[Bit 10]
You're going to hang out?
Yeah, I heard there's free drinks.
There are free drinks for you, Arnie.
for you are a toilet upstairs I can flush toilet paper in and brush my teeth
with sink water I'm fucking in I love it let's fucking party for the great
R.E. Schefier ladies and gentlemen what an unbelievable treat one of the best comedians in the
world his specials are on Netflix let's have some drinks yeah let's get another
chair up here and the great R.E. Schefier is gonna join us for the night
