Ari Shaffir on Kill Tony
4 sets·5.00 bits/set·6.25 beats/set·0.36 punch density·4.79 tag density
About Ari Shaffir's sets
Ari Shaffir has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #581 (1 Nov 2022) and the latest on episode #762.
Ari Shaffir has performed for guest panels including Ari Shaffir, Kevin Ryan, H. Foley and Madison Square Garden (Night Two).
Ari Shaffir averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 55% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Ari Shaffir's punch density went from 0.67 in the first set to 0.24 in the latest.
On average Ari Shaffir follows each punchline with 4.79 tags.
Of the 25 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 7 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (5).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #762 | - | Ari Shaffir, Kevin Ryan, H. Foley | 10 | 0.24 | 0.77 |
| KT #682 | - | Madison Square Garden (Night Two), Trump/Shane Gillis, Biden/Adam Ray, Dave Attell | 6 | 0.19 | 1.14 |
| KT #671 | 9 July 2024 | Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, H. Foley, Kevin Ryan | 3 | 0.33 | 0.25 |
| KT #581 | 1 Nov 2022 | [Skankfest Vegas] Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, Erik Griffin | 1 | 0.67 | 17.00 |
Jokes from Ari Shaffir's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #762
- No, actually I was watching without
before I tried to tuck it, but it wouldn't stay.
I was gonna come out with a tuck,
too, it just wouldn't stay, and I apologize.
I'll tell you one thing I observed that's different now that I noticed that I'm back in Austin,
at least the homeless people in those countries have the decency to be ashamed about it.
These guys are lounging.
KT #682
Don't do it, Arty. Tony, you put me in a tough position with all your gay talk there. I don't want to cost you $100,000 and I guess I'm sorry to you guys.
Your boos make a good point.
This is Maz in Square Garden. When Jayla Brunson comes here, he doesn't bring his fucking volleyball, does he? When Billy Joel's here, he doesn't bring the violin.
And I'm already Shafir.
KT #6719 July 2024
I just got back from Australia.
It's a country.
You're all wearing helmets and pads. You're all pussies. Well, you wear helmets and pads, too,
if you played against black people.
Yeah, you don't have that there.
KT #5811 Nov 2022
Here's my question. How do they know that? Who's dropping off the dog?
A girl like, "Hey, I just don't have time to beat the shit out of this dog anymore."
I did beat the shit out of him every single fucking day.
I mean, but my fists are so fucking bruised up from punching this dog in her fucking bitch face.