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2022-10-04

Liz Splatt

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Watch Liz Splatt's Kill Tony episode 577 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.20 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.21 punch density·0.20 tag density

[Bit 1]

I just got out of a relationship,

I was dating a black guy.

I always like to clarify as a black guy

'cause they're not looking at me, you're thinking,

"Okay, probably either a black guy or a Hispanic woman."

[Bit 2]

Understand, a lot of people think

when you're a white girl dating a black guy

that you say the N word, and I don't,

I don't say the N word.

I have found a lot of similarities between my desire to say the N word and do cocaine.

Here we go.

Okay, number one, 2022, you shouldn't, right?

Okay, we all know that.

Number two, it is so fun.

It is problematically fun.

I think we can all agree.

Number three, you don't want to do the hard stuff.

You're not crazy.

You don't want to do that.

Number four, let's just be honest,

if you're one of those people that claims you never would,

you never have, you never did,

probably 'cause your dad did too much.

Have you guys ever noticed, is that the mouth?

Meow.

[Bit 3]

Okay, have you guys ever noticed

how when you argue with dudes,

they get introspective and shit?

You know, they start asking you questions

they should be asking themselves.

You know, this one dude was looking at me,

he goes, "Why would I lie?"

I don't know dude, you're 33,

you don't have a car, why are you lying?

All right, I'm gonna list what?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just got out of a relationship,

setupI was dating a black guy.

setupI always like to clarify as a black guy

setup'cause they're not looking at me, you're thinking,

punchline"Okay, probably either a black guy or a Hispanic woman."