Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 577 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.73 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.73 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Hey.

It's good to be here.

[Bit 1]

I think it's so funny that the new Little Mermaid

is gonna be black because that's the one place

I'm not afraid of black people is.

The water.

It's not their strong suit.

If it was an alley maid or a parking lot maid,

that'd be a lot more threatening.

But it's great 'cause she's gonna be

the first black little mermaid.

She's also gonna be the first Disney princess

to come with her own shower cap.

So that should be.

[Bit 2]

But yeah, I love having sex.

I don't know what to say during sex.

My idea of dirty talking is apologizing.

I just think it's so hot to fuck someone like a bitch.

But that's my time, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI think it's so funny that the new Little Mermaid

setupis gonna be black because that's the one place

setupI'm not afraid of black people is.

punchlineThe water.

tagIt's not their strong suit.

tagIf it was an alley maid or a parking lot maid,

tagthat'd be a lot more threatening.