Mario Zapata

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Watch Mario Zapata's Kill Tony episode 755 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 0.14 tag density.

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How we doing, mother shit? Hell yeah!

[Bit 1]

A lot of crazy stuff going on in Minneapolis.

Why's everybody mad at all these sommeliers?

Kind of -- They whine a lot, but that's cool. Whatever.

[Bit 2]

Don Lemon recently got arrested. That shit's crazy.

Just goes to show you when life gives you lemons,

get legal aid.

I don't know what you did, but whatever.

Ah. All right, buckle in, guys.

[Bit 3]

What is the difference between a Jewish person

and an undercover cop?

You may never know you were talking to a cop.

Thank you.

[Bit 4]

All right, guys, I think the reason the word retarded

is such a defensive word is because so many people are.

You can see it everywhere.

I saw a school that said, "Get your MS in business."

And I'm like, "Who wants to run a board meeting

with multiple sclerosis?"

Can you imagine standing in front of everybody going,

"This company is built on a solid foundation!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupA lot of crazy stuff going on in Minneapolis.

punchlineWhy's everybody mad at all these sommeliers?