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KT #755 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) + SAL VULCANO, + GREG FITZSIMMONS

2026-02-10

Dedrick Flynn

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Watch Dedrick Flynn's Kill Tony episode 755 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.36 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.50 tag density·14 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·2.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

-Uh, I hate Waymos.

And I think -- On the reason that we got

these little self-driving-ass cars in Austin

is 'cause there's not enough black people to go,

"Uh-uh."

[Bit 2]

I hate these little self-driving-ass cars

'cause they don't -- they don't leave the human factor in there.

'Cause if I'm drunk and I'm going home,

who's gonna wake me up in a Waymo?

When you get drunk and you get into an Uber,

the Uber driver wake you up and they so--

"Hey, sir.

You're at your house."

You know who wakes you up in a Waymo?

The Tempe Police in Phoenix, Arizona.

That's where I went to sleep in a waymo.

And these niggas weren't nice or kind at all.

Take it from one example.

One time -- 'Cause I'm a heavy sleeper.

That's why they was mad at me about waking me up in a waymo.

They couldn't wake me up for 30 minutes.

One lady one time tried to wake me up.

She couldn't wake me up.

She took my phone, unlocked it with my face,

and then called my mama.

Nigga, I was up.

Damn, you're Christian out of the play, nigga.

I woke up immediately.

And I was like, I'm so sorry.

I started cleaning, 'cause, like,

'cause when I was a kid...

When I was a kid, if your mama started whooping your siblings,

if you cleaning, she not gonna whoop your ass, too.

And so I woke up, just started doing push-ups, cleaning,

and then she was like,

"How dare you let that lady get it every minute?"

And the next day, I had to go to that same Uber lady place

and then cut her grass and then wash her car.

That's my time. Thank you all so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup-Uh, I hate Waymos.

setupAnd I think -- On the reason that we got

setupthese little self-driving-ass cars in Austin

setupis 'cause there's not enough black people to go,

punchline"Uh-uh."