Jack Shaw

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Watch Jack Shaw's Kill Tony episode 755 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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-Ever since getting on this show,

I have never been called autistic more in my entire life.

And when I say autistic, they're saying retarded a lot.

And when I say they, I mean my dad.

This guy -- He won't stop saying it!

And I'm just Jewish, man.

I'm just Jewish, man. I'm just fucking...

I mean, I'm so Jewish.

I have family on both Epstein and Schindler's list, dude.

You know, I realize there's a lot of similarities

between autism and Judaism, dude.

There are, like...

There are, man.

Like, I mean, we're both loud.

We're prone to nervousness.

We're very socially-- shut the fuck up, dude.

No, we're very anxious people.

We can be obsessive.

But I realize the number one difference

between autism and Judaism is that Jews don't like trains.

Thank you guys so much.

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setup-Ever since getting on this show,

setupI have never been called autistic more in my entire life.

setupAnd when I say autistic, they're saying retarded a lot.

punchlineAnd when I say they, I mean my dad.

tagThis guy -- He won't stop saying it!