Vanessa Johnston

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Watch Vanessa Johnston's Kill Tony episode 155 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.43 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I hate past aggressive people.

I hate them so much.

I want to vote for Trump just so that all the passive aggressive people just shrivel up and die.

[Bit 2]

Because passive aggressive is such a first world privilege.

You never hear people in third world countries going,

yeah, well, I wish someone would pick these maggots off my toes.

Like that never happens.

No one's ever like, yeah, no, yesterday I sold her a baby for a pair of socks.

I thought you knew.

It just doesn't happen.

No one ever in the history of ever has been like,

this water and drinking has a coal line,

my dead sister in it, but it's fine, whatever.

Because they're actual fucking problems.

If you have time to be passive aggressive about a problem,

it's probably not an actual problem.

Yes, okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI hate past aggressive people.

setupI hate them so much.

punchlineI want to vote for Trump just so that all the passive aggressive people just shrivel up and die.