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Kill Tony #155 - Deon Cole & Benji Aflalo

2016-05-31

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Watch Brian Riley's Kill Tony episode 155 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.80 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·2.15 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·5 beats·1.00 punch density·1.80 tag density

What's going on everybody?

[Bit 1]

Hey, I'm from Kansas.

Took me forever to figure out how to get out of Kansas.

Wasn't until I was 25, I took five hits of acid

and chased down a tornado.

You got sucked off in Oz.

You have to get out of Oz.

You have to melt the tin man, burn the scarecrow,

shoot the lion, slap Dorothy, kick Tuttle, and kill some

witches.

And I was at the witches.

The first witch was easy to kill.

House just falls on her when you get there.

Candace's hood, guys, they will drop a house on your ass.

Out here, like Tupac, they'll just shoot you.

We will drop a house.

That's gangster.

Out here, it's Bloods and Crips.

Where I come from, it's cornfield and wheat field thugs, guys.

Kids out there just cornfield cripping.

It's scary.

Children of the Corn's a documentary out there,

I promise you.

They had to kill the second witch.

Everybody here knows how to kill the second witch.

You have to fuck her.

She gets wet and she dies, guys.

One, two, three, four.

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setupHey, I'm from Kansas.

setupTook me forever to figure out how to get out of Kansas.

setupWasn't until I was 25, I took five hits of acid

punchlineand chased down a tornado.

tagYou got sucked off in Oz.