Brian Riley on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·2.15 tag density
About Brian Riley's sets
Brian Riley has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #155 (31 May 2016) and the latest on episode #199 (27 Aug 2017).
Brian Riley came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Brian Riley has performed for guest panels including Sal Vulcano, Theo Von, Deon Cole and Benji Aflalo.
Brian Riley averages 0.71 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 88% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Brian Riley follows each punchline with 2.15 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of contradiction (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Brian Riley's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19927 Aug 2017
That wasn't the issue. I just couldn't seriously date women, fuck guy that works at Olive Garden.
I have standards for myself.
You just fucked a guy at Olive Garden.
I can't take you home to mom.
There was a wedding reception. Olive Garden, the bride, the groom, the tux, the gown, 43 people to celebrate this union. Okay, I live at the beach in San Diego. I've been doing drugs all my life. I can't judge anybody for
anything at all, but that bitch settled. You know what I'm talking about? There's no way that was on
her bucket list. She knows what I'm talking about. She's laughing. Oh, all right. Thank you,
KT #15531 May 2016
Candace's hood, guys, they will drop a house on your ass.
Out here, like Tupac, they'll just shoot you.
We will drop a house.
Out here, it's Bloods and Crips.
Where I come from, it's cornfield and wheat field thugs, guys.
Kids out there just cornfield cripping.
It's scary.