Anthony Walton

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Watch Anthony Walton's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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Howdy I

[Bit 1]

Don't have any kids so to make sure that happens. I like to practice extra safe sex

That's what I pull out and come in a dude

That was just a joke.

To any gays in the audience, sorry for the stolen baller.

[Bit 2]

My parents had me at an old age where the doctor told my mom that she should get an

abortion because I was going to come out blind deaf and retarded.

His words.

Instead I came out half blind, half deaf and I'm pretty sure I'm autistic.

I can't afford the test so I'm taking everyone else's word for it.

Hell yeah.

[Bit 3]

I got called out recently by my cousin.

He was like, "Man, you cry harder over celebrity deaths

than you do for grandma."

And I was like, "Well, did grandma put out

seven platinum albums?"

I don't think so.

Grandma just called me gay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupDon't have any kids so to make sure that happens. I like to practice extra safe sex

punchlineThat's what I pull out and come in a dude

tagThat was just a joke.

tagTo any gays in the audience, sorry for the stolen baller.