Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.44 punch density·0.75 tag density

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- Me and my boys like to watch special Olympic highlights

to feel better about ourselves.

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And we were watching women's field hockey,

because feminism, when he came in and he said,

would you hit that?

And I said, I can't.

And it's because if you have sex with a special needs girl,

sir, you will be looked at as a predator, as someone who's

taken advantage of someone, and you need to do better.

If I have sex with a special needs girl--

Oh, Drew finally fell in love.

And I deserve to be canceled because I drive a car

and I pay my bills.

I shouldn't be on a date with someone who needs a chaperone.

And my boy said, Drew, you're terrible with women.

You're like a shitty bowler.

You need to use the fucking bumpers

because you may not be cool using bumpers,

but at least you hit something.

I have one grilled cheese sandwich combo

and a Wiggles concert away

from getting the best L'Obi Toppie of my life.

Thank y'all so much.

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setup- Me and my boys like to watch special Olympic highlights

punchlineto feel better about ourselves.