Ari Matti

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 699 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.17 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·6 beats·1.00 punch density·1.17 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Hey, black guys.

If you don't want me to say the N-word,

can you stop making it the best part of the fucking song?

Call it fucking Freddy in Paris.

Ah!

I mean, to be fair, I can feel the N-word coming back.

I think...

I think we're like five years out.

Hold on, brother.

We're gonna have to,

we're gonna get that some fun again.

I mean, cancel culture's over, you know,

everything's coming back.

Remember when we couldn't say (beep) and retard?

Retard went away for like a week, huh?

After that, we were like, "Fuck it."

And also, let's be honest, the retard don't get upset.

If he gets upset, give him a banana, he's fucking...

Happy, happy, happy!

The gay guy gets upset, give him a banana, too.

He'll fucking...

But then again, if you call a black guy the N-word

and then try to give him a banana...

Banana?

Things will escalate.

Thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Hey, black guys.

setupIf you don't want me to say the N-word,

punchlinecan you stop making it the best part of the fucking song?

tagCall it fucking Freddy in Paris.