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KT #723 - DAVID LUCAS + CRISTINA MARIANI

Enrique Chacon

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Watch Enrique Chacon's Kill Tony episode 723 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.17 punch density·0.60 tag density

You guys ready to start tonight's show?

This place doesn't have the rock and roll energy

that it used to have.

Are you guys ready to start tonight's fucking show?

Yes, very good.

Let's get some, why don't you guys order some fucking shots

of tequila or something, loosen up a little bit.

This is a fucking, I get to,

there's a lot of Westlake people that fucking,

a lot of rich kids made the drive to be here tonight,

trying to fucking go to a fancy dinner after this

or something, I don't know what's happening.

But let's have some fun.

We're gonna start the show with the bang.

One of our longest ever 10 year golden ticket winners.

Ladies and gentlemen, here with a brand new minute,

this is Enrique Chacon, everybody.

Enrique Chacon, everyone.

Wow, that looks like it.

Make some noise for Enrique, everybody.

Ah, bokeh, what the fuck's up?

[Bit 1]

My girlfriend, she froze her eggs recently

for family planning, right?

Turns out that shit cost $14,000, man.

I guess these egg prices really are high nowadays,

you know what I'm saying?

I could tell who's been shopping, dude.

[Bit 2]

I heard a Spaniard guy speak Spanish in Texas

and that shit didn't sit right with me, man.

It sounded gay as fuck.

-Like, bro, that sounds like the British battle rap

of Spanish, you know?

I'm used to that Mexican Spanish in Texas.

You know where it sounds like a weed whacker starting up?

You know, if the Spanish doesn't sound like a car

missing its catalytic converter, man,

I don't want to hear it, dude.

-Whoo! -Anyways, that's been my time, bro.

Thank you so much. -Exactly one minute.

Nailing it on the time tonight.

-Welcome back, Enrique. -Thank you, Tony.

-Did your girl really freeze her eggs?

-She did, and I know the doctor was all up in her vagina, bro,

and it made me uncomfortable, dude.

-Really? Is the doctor a guy?

-It was a guy, a white guy.

-Oh, boy. -Somehow, that made it worse.

-If you could have any type of guy

inspecting your girlfriend's vagina,

what kind of guy would it be

if you could pick your own gynecologist?

-Probably one of, like, those, uh, those, uh,

trannies from Thailand, bro? What do they call them?

Those boy toys? Not a boy toy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupMy girlfriend, she froze her eggs recently

setupfor family planning, right?

setupTurns out that shit cost $14,000, man.

punchlineI guess these egg prices really are high nowadays,

tagyou know what I'm saying?

tagI could tell who's been shopping, dude.