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2025-05-13

Kansei Yasuda

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Watch Kansei Yasuda's Kill Tony episode 718 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.20 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·1.83 beats/set·0.24 punch density·1.33 tag density·6 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.20 punch density·3.00 tag density

- Thank you, thank you.

Hi guys.

[Bit 1]

I used to date with this girl, beautiful girl.

And after we dated for one month, she dumped me.

And I was devastated.

I was sad.

'Cause she didn't tell me at least why.

So I went up to Facebook

and see what was going on in her life.

Turns out she used to date with this huge

black masculine man.

And after dumping me,

she's back with this huge same black masculine man again.

And do you guys eat sushi?

Yeah.

Do you guys know there's,

the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi?

Yeah, it's a palate cleanser.

Yeah.

So this bitch using me for parlour cleanser.

'Cause she didn't even wanna eat big black tuna.

Twice in a low, you know,

she had to eat pickled ginger peanuts in the between.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI used to date with this girl, beautiful girl.

setupAnd after we dated for one month, she dumped me.

setupAnd I was devastated.

setupI was sad.

setup'Cause she didn't tell me at least why.

setupSo I went up to Facebook

setupand see what was going on in her life.

setupTurns out she used to date with this huge

setupblack masculine man.

setupAnd after dumping me,

setupshe's back with this huge same black masculine man again.

setupAnd do you guys eat sushi?

setupDo you guys know there's,

setupthe reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi?

setupYeah, it's a palate cleanser.

punchlineSo this bitch using me for parlour cleanser.

tag'Cause she didn't even wanna eat big black tuna.

tagTwice in a low, you know,

tagshe had to eat pickled ginger peanuts in the between.