Matthew Maloney

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Watch Matthew Maloney's Kill Tony episode 163 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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- All right, everybody, here's the deal.

[Bit 1]

I know I look like a serial killer, all right?

You can all go ahead and stop screaming it at my face.

But to be fair, some of you weren't kind enough

to lie to me, you'd say, "No, man,

"you don't look like a murderer.

I look more like a mugger.

Maybe, maybe a rapist.

Just want to say I appreciate the sentiment,

[Bit 2]

but I have to face the fact that if I'm in public

and I look bored, people around me are going to get nervous.

The other day, I just walk up to a guy at work.

That's all I do.

I just walk up to a guy.

And he says, Matthew, if you wanted to,

You could kill somebody.

What kind of manager are you?

There's no way that's company policy.

Thank you very much.

- Fuck yeah, 59 seconds, .8 by Matthew Maloney.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI know I look like a serial killer, all right?

punchlineYou can all go ahead and stop screaming it at my face.