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Kill Tony #163 - Brody Stevens & Josh Wolf

2016-07-21

Preacher Lawson

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Watch Preacher Lawson's Kill Tony episode 163 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.25 bits/set·3.25 beats/set·0.70 punch density·2.09 tag density·4 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·2.33 tag density

- I'm sorry, I'm just playing.

Just playing.

All right, cool.

Yes, it's dope.

I don't work here.

It's laundry day, okay?

I'm trying to get a job.

I just got fired in 2007,

and I feel like everywhere I go,

so no, anyway.

[Bit 1]

I don't have any money, man.

I moved down here like four months ago,

and I hate everyone from LA,

'cause when I first moved down here,

None of y'all warned me about a spot called Watts.

Y'all gotta say anything super dangerous over there,

you get shot.

I didn't know it was dangerous.

I was looking for apartments online.

Watts was in my price range, right?

I was like $40 a month?

I could do that.

That's not a bad deal for a seven bedroom.

And it's a bad, bad idea.

[Bit 2]

It's a lot of thugs and gangsters, okay?

I'm not a gangster, okay?

I tried to be, I just can't be one 'cause I'm techlish.

Okay, you can't.

And I love kitties. You can't be a gangster and love kitties.

I love kitties, okay? People think I'm joking.

I'm not joking at all. My mom brought like three kittens to my house the other day

because of her house and I lived with her.

And I was flipping out. I was like, "Kitties!"

It's so cute. I hugged it. I was like, "I'm gonna love you forever!"

"You kitty!" And I was like, "Oh, yeah."

That was the plan.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI don't have any money, man.

setupI moved down here like four months ago,

setupand I hate everyone from LA,

setup'cause when I first moved down here,

setupNone of y'all warned me about a spot called Watts.

setupY'all gotta say anything super dangerous over there,

setupyou get shot.

setupI didn't know it was dangerous.

setupI was looking for apartments online.

setupWatts was in my price range, right?

punchlineI was like $40 a month?

tagI could do that.

tagThat's not a bad deal for a seven bedroom.

tagAnd it's a bad, bad idea.