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Kill Tony #163 - Brody Stevens & Josh Wolf

2016-07-21

Dan Nolan

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Watch Dan Nolan's Kill Tony episode 163 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.59 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

So I'm a, I'm a recovering heroin addict.

I'm 15 months cleaning this over now.

Cool, thanks.

No, thank you.

Saturdays are my cheat day.

[Bit 2]

People are always like, "How'd you do that, man?

"I could never do heroin.

"I hate needles."

And I'm like, "That's because the needles you've been using

"aren't filled with sweet, delicious heroin."

If that were the case, we'd all be getting vaccinated

until we had severe autism.

[Bit 3]

I never had to suck a dick for heroin though.

The guys I got it from just wanted money.

I was lucky.

I probably would have sucked a dick though.

Not even just because heroin is that good, but is sucking a dick really that bad?

A lot of people are sucking dicks out there.

Clap your hands if you ever suck a dick.

Never mind.

Don't do that.

[Bit 4]

There's worse things you could do than sucking a dick.

I mean morally speaking

Suck in a deck still better than cooking crystal meth, but it would have been interesting if that was the direction

They chose to take breaking bad

I'm doing this for my family

Fuck yeah, no one thank you

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setupSo I'm a, I'm a recovering heroin addict.

setupI'm 15 months cleaning this over now.

punchlineSaturdays are my cheat day.