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Kill Tony #139 (Doug Benson, Sarah Tiana)

2018-12-28

Matthew Maloney

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Watch Matthew Maloney's Kill Tony episode 139 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·3.17 beats/set·0.57 punch density·0.39 tag density·6 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

My fucking grandpa died last night. I'm not making this up. This actually happened.

My grandpa fucking died last night. Last night, my mother got a call from my aunt

letting her know that their father, my grandpa, fucking died.

And nobody cared. Nobody gave a shit. This piece of asshole

treated my mother and my grandmother like

nothing but pieces of shit for his entire life. Total messed up man.

This is how my mother decides to break the news to us.

Still on the phone with my aunt. Hold on one second.

Carl's dead!

What?!

Carl's dead!

She called him Carl.

His name was Dennis.

I only ever met him once, and he wasn't mean to me, but he never gave me any money, so fuck him.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy fucking grandpa died last night. I'm not making this up. This actually happened.

setupMy grandpa fucking died last night. Last night, my mother got a call from my aunt

setupletting her know that their father, my grandpa, fucking died.

setupAnd nobody cared. Nobody gave a shit. This piece of asshole

setuptreated my mother and my grandmother like

setupnothing but pieces of shit for his entire life. Total messed up man.

setupThis is how my mother decides to break the news to us.

setupStill on the phone with my aunt. Hold on one second.

punchlineCarl's dead!

tagWhat?!

tagCarl's dead!