Gary Curtis

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Watch Gary Curtis's Kill Tony episode 139 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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- I miss college, y'all.

College was amazing.

It was just that school part that was terrible.

You know?

I can't lie, when I graduated college,

I thought I was better than everybody that didn't.

Like, if you didn't go to college,

you couldn't even tell me the weather.

People would be like, "Yo, it's cold outside.

You should probably put a jacket on."

I'd be like, "Bitch, I got a degree,

but I need with a jacket."

They'd be like, "Yo, but it's 40 degrees."

I'm like, "What the fuck you know about a degree?"

Now I got older, I realized that the only difference

between me and those people is that I'm about $40,000