Martin Phillips

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Watch Martin Phillips's Kill Tony episode 706 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density

Oh shit, oh man.

I like shit there I am.

[Bit 1]

I heard there was a Kid Rock sex tape, so I was interested.

I was going to look it up, but after I wrote the verse for a kid, I was like, "I'm out.

No.

This is a trap for set up."

[Bit 2]

Anyway, some guys say they have gay daughter, and it's like, "Yeah, I have boners too."

You know?

[Bit 3]

We're all aware that my voice is similar to RFK Jr's.

But now, he's gonna be head of the health department.

We're all gonna start sounding like this.

Welcome to hell.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI heard there was a Kid Rock sex tape, so I was interested.

punchlineI was going to look it up, but after I wrote the verse for a kid, I was like, "I'm out.

tagNo.

tagThis is a trap for set up."