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KT #706 - 2025 NYE HEB ARENA

2025-02-15

Ahren Belisle

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Watch Ahren Belisle's Kill Tony episode 706 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 2.60 punch density, 12.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.90 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.98 punch density·1.92 tag density·10 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·2.60 punch density·12.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

It's not too late to have the first female president.

We could have the best one.

Trump could transition.

Now I can grab my very own pussy.

Quite frankly, I have the best pussy.

My pussy is very tight and beautiful.

Everyone who sees it says it's the best they have ever seen.

My pussy is so much better than Caitlyn Jenner who got a liberal pussy from the radical left.

She got a pussy from a fake doctor. I got mine from an American doctor.

A lot of people go to Mexico to get their pussy, not me.

Mine was made right here in America. America has the best pussies. Everyone knows it.

A Haitian man wanted to eat my cat the other day, but I said no. This pussy is only for real

Legal Americans, legal Americans, they're eating the pussy, and it's our pussy.

We cannot allow these people who are walking over the borders and the ocean continue to

eat our beautiful American pussies.

My pussy is so American it bleeds red, white, and blue.

Usually I would need to edit clips together for a joke like that, but that was all from

a single interview.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupIt's not too late to have the first female president.

setupWe could have the best one.

punchlineTrump could transition.

tagNow I can grab my very own pussy.

tagQuite frankly, I have the best pussy.

tagMy pussy is very tight and beautiful.

tagEveryone who sees it says it's the best they have ever seen.

tagMy pussy is so much better than Caitlyn Jenner who got a liberal pussy from the radical left.

tagShe got a pussy from a fake doctor. I got mine from an American doctor.

tagA lot of people go to Mexico to get their pussy, not me.

tagMine was made right here in America. America has the best pussies. Everyone knows it.

tagA Haitian man wanted to eat my cat the other day, but I said no. This pussy is only for real

tagLegal Americans, legal Americans, they're eating the pussy, and it's our pussy.

setupWe cannot allow these people who are walking over the borders and the ocean continue to

tageat our beautiful American pussies.

tagMy pussy is so American it bleeds red, white, and blue.