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Kill Tony #215 (Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, Andrew Santino)

2017-08-17

Mikey McKernan

Bucket PullMan

Watch Mikey McKernan's Kill Tony episode 215 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.13 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·3.86 bits/set·4.14 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.21 tag density·7 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I'm so skinny when I fart smells like bones.

Boof!

Huh?

[Bit 2]

I gotta stop writing jokes about my hair,

but they're stuck in my head.

Boo!

Ah!

Besides, they've only got me this far.

[Bit 3]

Anybody here with their soulmate tonight?

I don't believe in soul mates because I had a girl rip my heart out.

So now we're a soul patch.

Boo.

Huh?

Thank you.

Here you go, Mikey McKernan.

I forgot one.

Batting a thousand percent.

I just wanted to watch you.

I didn't even want to like, I wouldn't even like to watch him for like another five minutes.

Yeah, I mean, absolutely.

One more joke.

Mikey, what's the one that you forgot?

Doing his joke that he forgot.

Put your hands together for Mikey McKernan, everybody.

Oh, yeah.

It was after the skinny joke.

[Bit 4]

A lot of people were like,

"Why don't you go to the gym, Mikey?"

And I was like, "I can't go to the gym.

"The girls look so good, I only work out one arm."

Boo!

Ha!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

punchline- I'm so skinny when I fart smells like bones.