Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 215 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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When I was little, I was afraid of the dark

and so I would sleep in my dad's room,

But my dad would always put a pillow between us.

Did he think that there was sexual tension?

I don't know.

I know he's into girls from broken homes,

but I didn't think it would be his own.

Maybe I was leading him on, though.

I would always ask him to take me out to dinner.

and he would always pay, so maybe he was expecting something.

I don't know.

Now as an adult, I don't really need my dad that much.

I just want him to be my sugar daddy.

But now I feel weird saying daddy,

so I'd rather have him be my sugar father.

Thank you.

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setupWhen I was little, I was afraid of the dark

setupand so I would sleep in my dad's room,

setupBut my dad would always put a pillow between us.

punchlineDid he think that there was sexual tension?