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KT #671 - ARI SHAFFIR - MARK NORMAND - H. FOLEY - KEVIN RYAN

2024-07-09

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 671 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.15 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.15 punch density·0.50 tag density

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

All right, all right.

Okay, all right.

I gotta be, wait, I gotta be quick.

This is a long one.

[Bit 1]

Oh, my first kiss was to my sister cousin.

I'm not gonna give you time to think about that.

Understand this.

Oh, this is how my family true with it.

My dad didn't fuck my mom up, made me.

My dad fucked my stepmom, made my little sister, right?

My little sister, we the same age.

My stepmomma got a brother, he smoked crack,

nothing to do with the story,

I just wanted to tell y'all that.

He met another crackhead, they made a crack baby, right?

This crack baby was cute.

And we were born around the same time.

We would all sleep in the same bed

when we was little kids, right?

I'll be in the middle, my sister be on the left,

crack baby be on the right.

And then one day, one day my dad was like,

"Hey man, come here by the time I told you,

you a grown man now."

I was 11 years old, right?

He was like, "Listen, that crack baby is not your cousin.

You do with that as you will."

And then he disappeared into the shadows.

So I left my dick, just started getting hard,

went back and I was ready to fuck some, right?

So I get back in the room, I'm in the middle,

my sister on the left and she like,

"I can tell y'all yet, but she a big ass fat bitch, right?"

So she got a CPAP machine on the whole time

and she just dying in her sleep, right?

And then I go, "Psss, psss, hey crack baby,

can I get a kiss?"

And she was like, "Yeah."

And then we kissed and I loved it.

I hate that kiss now.

'Cause in 2018, she decided she didn't wanna be a girl

no more.

I'ma act like other gays, but I didn't choose to, nigga.

I was drafted.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineOh, my first kiss was to my sister cousin.

tagI'm not gonna give you time to think about that.