Sean Stewart

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Watch Sean Stewart's Kill Tony episode 671 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 0.82 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.82 punch density·0.80 tag density·Big Joke Book

Howdy, y'all.

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So I'm recently single, and let's hear it for the single people here, you know?

Whoo!

It wasn't my choice, though. No, it was a...

very abrupt, my extended things. I walked into the house and she had the shotgun in her mouth,

and her brains were all back at the fucking wall.

Jesus Christ.

And I was like, "Jesus Christ, Bix,

"you gave me a mess to clean up too?"

I did the dishes last night, it was your chore night.

What the fuck is this?

I didn't know I was dating Kurt Cobain.

Oh, this does not smell like teen spirit, no it doesn't.

Smells like a conjuring, if anything.

Mm.

You know the worst part about that night?

No head.

Piss me off, man.

I bought that couch, too, the audacity.

Perfect item.

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setupSo I'm recently single, and let's hear it for the single people here, you know?

setupIt wasn't my choice, though. No, it was a...

setupvery abrupt, my extended things. I walked into the house and she had the shotgun in her mouth,

punchlineand her brains were all back at the fucking wall.