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2024-10-15

Enrique Chacon

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Watch Enrique Chacon's Kill Tony episode 687 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 0.83 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.58 punch density·0.83 tag density

- Yo, yo, yo, what's up, motherfuckers?

How we feeling tonight?

Hell yeah, man.

[Bit 1]

I had to stop driving Uber Eats.

Because I started abusing my own supply.

Hands-to-way gain.

And if I'm your Uber East driver

and I've been dropping off McDonald's

at your shitty college campus

and you're only tipping me 86 cents,

I'm sorry, bro, but I would put my dick

in your fish sandwich, dude.

At that point, that ain't tartar sauce anymore.

That's tres leches now.

You wondering why the McDonald's taste so good this week?

Where's this new recipe coming from?

Oh, it's coming.

It's coming from south of the border, bitch.

[Bit 2]

But, yeah, man, this how I knew I got fat from Uber.

I knew I got fat 'cause my girlfriend,

she spontaneously started sucking my titties

in the bedroom, bro.

Big guys, anybody else get their titties sucked, dude?

Man, dude, she started sucking my titties so good, bro.

And ladies, I understand now I was trying so hard

not to moan.

And then she really started sucking, bro,

and I turned into a little farm animal.

And I never come so much in my life, y'all.

Thank you. [ Laughs ]

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI had to stop driving Uber Eats.

punchlineBecause I started abusing my own supply.

tagHands-to-way gain.