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Kill Tony #169 - Brian Moses & Bert Kreischer

2016-10-13

Vanessa Johnston

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Watch Vanessa Johnston's Kill Tony episode 169 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.31 bits/set·3.14 beats/set·0.52 punch density·0.49 tag density·42 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.14 punch density·0.50 tag density

- Hi guys.

No, what?

Oh, God?

Okay.

[Bit 1]

It's so weird that we give Bibles to children.

It's all about murder, rape, and alcoholism.

And then we create songs about it.

And Jesus died, Jesus died.

The kid's going, "What?

"I'm four."

[Bit 2]

It's such a weird way to teach children about murder.

With Jesus, thorns in his face,

all his friends knew he was gonna die,

we're getting a pumps for it.

The kids going, what kind of fucked up world

have I been born into?

That's when teachers always go,

that's why you have to believe in God.

God will protect you.

He's like, what?

He couldn't even protect him.

What the fuck do you want?

It's so weird.

I forgot you guys are just not important in this.

Oh man, I forgot my last joke, okay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupIt's so weird that we give Bibles to children.

setupIt's all about murder, rape, and alcoholism.

setupAnd then we create songs about it.

setupAnd Jesus died, Jesus died.

setupThe kid's going, "What?

punchline"I'm four."