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2024-12-31

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 698 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.19 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.19 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Yeah, yeah, man.

[Bit 1]

Smile, bitch, please. Goddamn.

Bitch look evil in the front row.

That's evil as fuck.

I just changed my profession.

I am now a magician.

Somebody give me a purse.

Somebody please give me a purse.

I'm magic now, nigga, I do magic shit.

That was the easiest, I do magic, give me a purse.

That was the easiest, fuck.

That guy was fat as hell, back to this minute,

that's not gonna work.

Here we go, uh.

[Bit 2]

You know, I went to the Black History Museum in DC.

What's so fucking funny?

That's not funny.

I went there, I saw a lot of history and it was dope.

I liked it a lot.

My favorite part about the whole museum

was I met this thick ass white bitch

and she was crying at the Emmett Till exhibit.

So I whistled out her, 'cause times have changed.

If you so sad for the nigga bitch, make it up to me.

That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSmile, bitch, please. Goddamn.

setupBitch look evil in the front row.

setupThat's evil as fuck.

setupI just changed my profession.

setupI am now a magician.

setupSomebody give me a purse.

setupSomebody please give me a purse.

setupI'm magic now, nigga, I do magic shit.

punchlineThat was the easiest, I do magic, give me a purse.

tagThat was the easiest, fuck.