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2024-12-31

Lino Rodriguez

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Watch Lino Rodriguez's Kill Tony episode 698 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.69 punch density·1.20 tag density·5 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density·Small Joke Book

[Bit 1]

All right guys, lately I've been trying to be a good boy.

Because I've been a nasty boy.

I've been a nasty boy.

I'm trying to be sober.

I'm trying to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee

and the occasional cocaine and prostitute.

I call it New York sober.

New York silver, yeah.

No, I'm just Josh and guys, I fucking hate coffee.

[Bit 2]

Cigarettes are cool, I'd rather die early

than be bored for seven minutes, you know?

[Bit 3]

Everyone thinks they look cool when they smoke a cigarette.

I think you have to look cool

before the cigarette ever enters the equation.

Yeah, some people look like James Bond, 007.

But when I smoke a cigarette,

I look like I belong outside of a waffle house.

They call me double eggs over easy.

[Bit 4]

I don't know guys, lately I've been listening to house music in my studio apartment

because I'm optimistic, you know?

That's the same reason why I listen to Yacht Rock on my canoe.

Anybody else?

There you go.

All right.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setupAll right guys, lately I've been trying to be a good boy.

setupBecause I've been a nasty boy.

setupI've been a nasty boy.

setupI'm trying to be sober.

setupI'm trying to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee

setupand the occasional cocaine and prostitute.

punchlineI call it New York sober.