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KT #661 - TONY HAWK - HARLAND WILLIAMS - IAN FIDANCE

2024-04-30

Gordon Dixon

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Watch Gordon Dixon's Kill Tony episode 661 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.65 punch density, 1.60 tag density.

Career avg·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.51 punch density·1.09 tag density·3 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.65 punch density·1.60 tag density·Small Joke Book

for Gordon everybody. What's up Austin make some noise. There you go. Hell yeah man I just moved here

[Bit 1]

from Florida hooked up with all yeah Florida in the building hooked up with Austin Cougar last night.

You know what I'm saying?

Sister Elder was an amazing woman, man.

She was amazing.

She was 88, so it was definitely past Cougar.

She was Triceratops, bitch.

That's what that was.

Just extra old.

[Bit 2]

She had one of them old 1930s bushes

that started at the top of the belly button, right?

And it went all the way down, up the back, into a fade.

It was a strong bush.

I called it "Bush Gardens."

That's how thick it was.

It was roller coasters.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, it was a great time.

She was an old hoed man.

She's like, "I want all holes filled,

even the one in her neck, 'cause she was a smoker, so,

you know?"

But I just put the tip in, I ain't wanna kill the bitch.

I love her, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 4]

She got dementia, she forgot about me five minutes later.

Anyway, so I was like, "Just the tips, sister elder,

let's go."

[Bit 5]

She died today, so I was fucked up.

She did.

I went to her grave site and just left a pack of menthols

and sprinkled some nut on it just to be like,

Like I miss you sister elder.

All right, that's my time.

I'm Gordon Dixon, thank y'all.

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setupfrom Florida hooked up with all yeah Florida in the building hooked up with Austin Cougar last night.

setupYou know what I'm saying?

setupSister Elder was an amazing woman, man.

setupShe was amazing.

setupShe was 88, so it was definitely past Cougar.

punchlineShe was Triceratops, bitch.

tagThat's what that was.

tagJust extra old.