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2025-07-22

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Watch Offender's Kill Tony episode 728 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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Hell yeah, dude.

It's a new year. It's a new me.

That's what I've been telling myself.

[Bit 1]

This year, I've been working on my New Year's resolution,

which is to quit smoking cigarettes.

This year, I came up with a new technique.

It's where I like to picture the cigarette.

Something I would never put in my mouth.

So if you were to guess a big black cock,

Big black cock, you'd be correct.

Now, I don't know why it has to be big or black.

Just seems scarier.

[Bit 2]

And I know I got some support of France,

'cause they never get mad at me.

When I get down on my knees, I say, "Hey, man,

you got a lighter?"

But boy, do they get pissed when I take off my hat and say,

"Hey, will you hold my hair?"

There was some good news to this whole situation.

It'd be I'm not homophobic or racist.

All right.

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setupThis year, I've been working on my New Year's resolution,

setupwhich is to quit smoking cigarettes.

setupThis year, I came up with a new technique.

setupIt's where I like to picture the cigarette.

setupSomething I would never put in my mouth.

setupSo if you were to guess a big black cock,

punchlineBig black cock, you'd be correct.

tagNow, I don't know why it has to be big or black.

tagJust seems scarier.