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2017-12-19

Aphrodite

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Watch Aphrodite's Kill Tony episode 200 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 0.57 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.57 punch density·0.60 tag density

Hey, you know, I want to congratulate you on your 200 episode.

[Bit 1]

This is what I want to talk about is that, you know, God is really wrong.

God is wrong.

Everybody says God is good, but God is wrong.

Let me tell you, look at all this.

I can't even get a job.

Nobody thinks I can type.

They look at my chest and they look at my ass and they go, "Next."

Nobody believes it.

You know, I saw this one lady, she ran up here and when her name got called,

I can't run up steps.

My ass will pull me right back down.

You know, I treasure things like that.

When I see people running, I go, "Oh, God, look at that."

You know, any chance that I can do that, the world will probably stop,

and everybody will fall in the same hole with me with the big ass and everything.

Ladies, don't go get the big ass.

You don't know the problems that you're going to have.

I'm 61 years old and people are running up goose in my ass.

That's the last thing I thought would happen when I'm 61, almost 62 years old.

People come up and go, "Is that real? What the fuck do they think it is?

How many black women do you see running around here like that?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

contradiction

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setupThis is what I want to talk about is that, you know, God is really wrong.

setupGod is wrong.

setupEverybody says God is good, but God is wrong.

setupLet me tell you, look at all this.

setupI can't even get a job.

punchlineNobody thinks I can type.

tagThey look at my chest and they look at my ass and they go, "Next."

tagNobody believes it.