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2017-12-19

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 200 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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I -- oh, God, this is nerve-wracking.

I feel good.

[Bit 1]

I Google a lot, and I'm never really happy with the results I get.

When I was younger, I Googled "How to tell if I was bisexual."

And the Google results would always come up.

If you're Googling this, you probably are.

[Bit 2]

Nowadays, I Google how to tell if I've came or come.

And Google is telling me, if you're Googling this, you

probably haven't.

[Bit 3]

I was recently with a guy, and I was hooking up with him.

We were fucking.

Thank you.

And I felt like I was about to shit.

And I was like, is this what coming is supposed to feel like?

But I didn't want to push it, because I was like,

either way, this is a lose-lose.

Oh, man.

OK.

Is that the end of it?

You want to--

I'm going.

You want to lose-lose?

Yeah.

Can I go-- there's like just one short part after.

OK, so I can't tell if I'm going to shit.

It's a lose-lose.

[Bit 4]

I had to Google, I have acne and I had to Google what color shirt goes with acne.

Turns out any low cut top.

[Bit 5]

But then, but then I had to Google what does vaginal herpes look like.

But I don't know if it's my acne just migrating south.

Okay, that was it.

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setupI Google a lot, and I'm never really happy with the results I get.

setupWhen I was younger, I Googled "How to tell if I was bisexual."

setupAnd the Google results would always come up.

punchlineIf you're Googling this, you probably are.