Billy Swift

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Watch Billy Swift's Kill Tony episode 654 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

You guys, you guys think anybody's ever taken

a Viagra recreationally?

Like no sexual purpose, just the guy wakes up,

he's like, "I don't know, man, I wanna look good today."

You know?

I think we should normalize that shit, you know?

all these chicks getting half-priced coffees

with their tits hanging out.

I wanna pop a Viagra and try to buy a 2008 Toyota, you know?

Oh, you sure you can't take 1500 off the price?

Well, how about now, big boy?

You know what I mean?

Three-quarter chub, get a quarter off the price.

[Bit 2]

I'm recently single,

And I've realized that I like different things sexually

now that I'm single.

I've realized that I like to make girls queef.

It's just kind of like the trumpet's a victory to me.

You know, like, I start hearing that shit get to go

and I start stomping my foot, beating on her stomach,

you know, turn her into Mumford and cunts.

You know what I mean?

I thank everybody, that's been my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou guys, you guys think anybody's ever taken

setupa Viagra recreationally?

setupLike no sexual purpose, just the guy wakes up,

punchlinehe's like, "I don't know, man, I wanna look good today."