Billy Swift on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.57 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Billy Swift's sets
Billy Swift has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #654 (12 Mar 2024) and the latest on episode #695 (10 Dec 2024).
Billy Swift came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Billy Swift has performed for guest panels including Matt Mccusker and Lemaire Lee.
Billy Swift averages 0.57 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 78% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Billy Swift follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Billy Swift's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #69510 Dec 2024
What is up? I like to smoke weed and read history because it makes me more empathetic towards history and stuff like that. And the other day I was reading and it clicked in my head of like, it's crazy. We get to learn about history immediately.
We could watch War on TikTok now.
And I started to think, wouldn't it be crazy if the people we learned about in history books had the same access to technology that we do? Could you imagine if instead of a diary, Anne Frank had a YouTube channel?
My guess would be ASMR, you know?
Just...
Got to be quiet in that household, don't want to wake the neighbors, you know?
KT #65412 Mar 2024
I think we should normalize that shit, you know? all these chicks getting half-priced coffees with their tits hanging out.
I wanna pop a Viagra and try to buy a 2008 Toyota, you know?
Oh, you sure you can't take 1500 off the price?
Well, how about now, big boy?
It's just kind of like the trumpet's a victory to me. You know, like, I start hearing that shit get to go and I start stomping my foot, beating on her stomach,
you know, turn her into Mumford and cunts.
You know what I mean?