Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 672 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·7 beats·0.39 punch density·0.00 tag density

- What's up?

It's good to be here.

[Bit 1]

Good to see Trump and Biden going at it,

locking horns, battling for supremacy.

It's Kendrick versus Drake for white people.

Trump is obviously Kendrick 'cause he's a winner

and he's actually black.

And Biden's obviously Drake 'cause he's a sleepy pedophile.

Our leader.

[Bit 2]

I bought a gun recently.

Thank you, let's go shoot each other later.

And I love having a gun.

I know I'm supposed to use it to defend

against the government,

but it's so much easier just to shoot people.

They're everywhere and they keep cutting me off in traffic.

Love the ladies.

[Bit 3]

I feel like ladies can be a little bit ungrateful.

Everything men invented was for the approval of women

and women, they still aren't happy.

Probably 'cause of all the sexual assaults we keep doing.

I'm gonna like, "Hey, could you please stop raping us?"

And men are like, "The best I can do

is the internal combustion engine."

All right, that's my time, thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupGood to see Trump and Biden going at it,

setuplocking horns, battling for supremacy.

punchlineIt's Kendrick versus Drake for white people.