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KT #672 - DONALD TRUMP (SHANE GILLIS) + JOE BIDEN (ADAM RAY)

2024-07-16

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 672 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.17 punch density·1.50 tag density

What the fuck did that last guy say?

Why did it keep getting worse?

They not monkey, they dog.

They dirty fucking dog, that's crazy though.

All right, I'll get it to the minute.

What the fuck, that's crazy.

[Bit 1]

I went back home, I went back home this weekend

and I wrote on Spirit to get home.

I don't know if y'all noticed, and that's not funny, bitch.

I'm ethical with my money.

I rode on Spirit, got like these two big seats

I know it's with Spirit, got like these two big seats

like in the front, so you can feel like you in first class

with the Spirit.

And I did that.

I rode on the big seat, but I think it's fucking stupid.

'Cause like, I rode on the big--

Buying the big first class seat on Spirit

is like buying a quarter-sized seat to a WNBA game.

It's like, "Nigga, I can see they deal those, nigga.

They still erect."

She did drop-bros on the floor.

That's crazy.

[Bit 2]

And my whole--

I want to take my whole family to Universal

because I'm getting a little money now.

I'm still ethical about getting a little money, you feel me?

So I told them, I told them I wanted to get Fastpass tickets

for my whole family, right?

So I went, hey, let me get five Fastpass tickets.

And later, we're like, that's going to be $872.

I'm like, let me get one Fastpass ticket.

We'll pat that bitch around like a blunt, nigga.

That's-- that's it.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupI went back home, I went back home this weekend

setupand I wrote on Spirit to get home.

setupI'm ethical with my money.

setupI rode on Spirit, got like these two big seats

setupI know it's with Spirit, got like these two big seats

setuplike in the front, so you can feel like you in first class

setupwith the Spirit.

setupAnd I did that.

setupI rode on the big seat, but I think it's fucking stupid.

setup'Cause like, I rode on the big--

setupBuying the big first class seat on Spirit

punchlineis like buying a quarter-sized seat to a WNBA game.

tagIt's like, "Nigga, I can see they deal those, nigga.

tagThey still erect."

tagShe did drop-bros on the floor.