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KT #666 - POST MALONE + TIM DILLON + DR PHIL (ADAM RAY)

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 666 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density

- What's up?

[Bit 1]

I got some big news, dawg.

I'm having a kid.

What's out here for?

We finna kill that nigga, dawg.

Fuck that baby bitch, he dying.

We murdering that nigga, man!

Okay, wait, wait.

I shouldn't say murder.

Murder is a bad word.

We finna obliterate that nigga, dog!

Don't is that fuck that baby, man?

[Bit 2]

I'ma tell you something.

I'ma tell you some real shit.

All my homeboys been telling me like,

"Cam, you can't kill a baby, you live in Texas,

but I'm a criminal, so it don't matter.

I've been a criminal for a long time now.

Fuck that baby."

The worst thing I think about, though,

is that she waiting too long to have the abortion

so the baby is kind of like sitting in her stomach

and they coming like one and I feel like the baby

talking to her like, "Hey, please.

Please, mom, don't kill me.

I might be like a lawyer or a doctor or something."

And when she gonna sleep, I whisper in her ear like,

"Don't listen to that nigga.

He's a liar just like his father."

[Bit 3]

And I can tell you something Tony,

I'm never gonna have this problem again

Because I found this new invention they call condoms.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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setupI got some big news, dawg.

setupI'm having a kid.

setupWhat's out here for?

punchlineWe finna kill that nigga, dawg.

tagFuck that baby bitch, he dying.

tagWe murdering that nigga, man!