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2022-08-16

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Watch Lino Rodriguez's Kill Tony episode 570 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.69 punch density·1.20 tag density·5 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.35 punch density·1.67 tag density

What's up folks?

[Bit 1]

Period sex is a lot like ramen noodles

when you think about it, right?

Think about it, hear me out.

It's never your first choice.

But if you're offered it, you're like,

"Ah, I can eat."

You know?

I never wanna turn down a meal,

unless it's shrimp flavored, I'll pass.

You know?

[Bit 2]

If you don't fuck with period sex,

I don't fuck with you,

and that's on blood.

You know, I'm fat, I like to eat, I don't know.

I'm not smooth, you see this shit.

[Bit 3]

God damn it, you know, I love cake, I love cake.

I love those videos on the internet, is it cake?

Y'all seen that shit, man, is it cake?

I was watching porn the other day, right?

And this lady was blowing the guy, like getting into it,

like, ahh.

Then her head fell off, I was like, oh my fuck, it's cake.

Cream started pouring out.

I said, "Holy shit, Boston Cream should've known.

"Should've known.

"God, I love cake, you know what I mean?

"Fucking hell.

"This world's a crazy place.

"Why are white people shooting us?

"They're shooting all of us, you know."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupPeriod sex is a lot like ramen noodles

setupwhen you think about it, right?

setupThink about it, hear me out.

punchlineIt's never your first choice.

setupBut if you're offered it, you're like,

tag"Ah, I can eat."

setupI never wanna turn down a meal,

tagunless it's shrimp flavored, I'll pass.